Gone to the Dog: Highlighters

imageA semi-regular feature in which I spotlight household items that were stolen, chewed, and destroyed by our asshole dog, Huck.

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I suppose this could have been avoided if my daughter hadn’t left a highlighter on the dining room table or my other daughter had pushed in her chair after lunch or I had remembered to crate the asshole before we left the house for 30 minutes or we hadn’t gotten a goddamn puppy out of the back of a fucking van at the Fort Washington train station last January, but what’s done is done.

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I hope he likes the green paws because that shit ain’t washing out. Asshole.

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Author: krosin

Kate Rosin, a freelance writer and editor, lives outside Philadelphia with her husband, two daughters, two dogs, and the occasional foster child.

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