A semi-regular feature in which I spotlight household items that were stolen, chewed, and destroyed by our asshole dog, Huck.
There’s a coffee table in the basement right next to the couch where my kids like to watch television. That’s where my daughter left these earbuds, though I’ve told her repeatedly not to put stuff there because the idiot dog always swipes it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve pulled the TV remote out of his mouth. I don’t even know what happened to the right earbud; I never found it. I suppose it’ll be passing through the asshole—literally—soon enough.